Eric Cartman came up with Colton Dixon’s new album cover

Looks familiar, right?

Looks familiar, right?

I don’t want to say Colton Dixon needs to fire everyone who came up with this cover idea, but if they still have a job I’d be shocked. It’s not so much an “idea” as much as it is “Eric Cartman’s exact blueprint for a successful Christian Rock album cover.” See:
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I haven’t listened to the album, but if he just took popular songs and replaced the words “girl,” “baby,” or “woman” with “Jesus,” then I’ll go buy it right now.
Faith + 1 forever.

-The Captain


PS “I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus/I want to feel his salvation all over my face” is never not funny.

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