Time for me to retire: Ryan Seacrest is now aware of how awesome Dudes Review Idol is

I was casually sitting on my couch, feeding the little one while the other kid watches Frozen for the millionth time when I decided to check Vine.
I noticed I had jumped like 5K loops and wondered WTF happened. Saw a few followers, figured spam. Jumped over Twitter and saw I had a fuckton of notifications.

Now I’m the biggest whore in social media. I’m just looking for retweets, favorites, follows whatever it takes to get people to notice me so my site can take off and I can become the bad boy of Idol. I’ve Twittered with plenty of contestants, but Seacrest is on a whole new level.
Maybe this means the Idol people are watching.
Or at least the assistants to the Idol people.