Monthly Archive: April, 2015

American Idol Top 4: Nick, Jax and Rayvon let their souls shine while Borchetta rips Clark’s from his chest

Don’t hate the players. Hate the game. Before American Idol started Wednesday, I was curious to see what Clark Beckham was going to sing to all but lock up the Season 14 title… Continue reading

I have returned from the dead, thanks to Jax, SCOTT BORCHETTA and American Idol

Don’t worry y’all. I’m alive. So after last week’s terrific American Idol, where I lost my SnapChat and Periscope virginity as well as getting obnoxiously drunk, things took a downhill turn. I’ll spare… Continue reading

Nick Fradiani proves he can perform Arena Anthems on American Idol and might be able to win the show while proving extra small T-shirts aren’t just for kids either

A very revealing night on American Idol tonight, and I’m not talking about J-Lo’s dress. Just when I think Clark Beckham and Tyanna Jones are running away with the show, Jax comes up… Continue reading

American Idol’s Scott Borchetta explains why he tweets in all CAPS, murders me at the same time

RACING ROYALTY – BEAUTY & THE BEAST! HAHAHAHA EVI GURNEY & 3TIME INDY CHAMP @dariofranchitti #BOBBYUNSER #RRDC — Scott Borchetta (@scottborchetta) April 19, 2015 It took less than 140 characters for Scott… Continue reading

One Idol is singing “Light My Fire” on American Idol’s ‘Arena Anthems’ Week as Idol proves it doesn’t know what ‘Arena Anthems’ means either

The second the words “Arena Anthems” flowed from Ryan Seacrest’s perfectly chapsticked mouth (just assuming) it was clear this so-called theme was going to be followed with the loosest of interpretations, because there’s… Continue reading

The Dude Abides: What Clark, Jax and Rayvon should sing for American Idol Top 6 Arena Anthem Week

(Intro the same; feel free to skip it) When Ryan Seacrest announced next week’s theme I was extremely curious because I wanted to know how many different glam-rock or Jock Jams songs could… Continue reading

The Dude Abides: What Tyanna, Quentin and Nick Fradiani should sing for the American Idol Top 6 Arena Anthem Week on American Idol

When Ryan Seacrest announced next week’s theme I was extremely curious because I wanted to know how many different glam-rock or Jock Jams songs could be turned into something viable for the American… Continue reading

Breaking It Down: American Idol Top 6’s American Classic performances were far from Wack

From top to bottom, the performances on American Idol Wednesday night were there. We just didn’t have any “moments.” I mean, except for this guy Instant drunken Twitter assessments aside, the sober re-watch… Continue reading

The war of words on between Quentin and Harry turned American Idol into an American Classic

Tonight’s American Idol proved one thing. The entertainment industry – performers, producers, hosts, journalists (using that term loosely) and even fans – have skin thinner than Karen Carpenter. (And if I’m opening with… Continue reading

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