American Idol Instant Recap: La’Porsha Renae, “A House Is Not a Home”

This performance showed why there was no “Motown Week” this season – it would have been embarrassing for everyone not named La’Porsha Renae. Imagine if they would have picked a good song? Like… Continue reading

American Idol Instant Recap: Trent Harmon, “If You Don’t Know Me By Now”

Feel like Simon Fuller sat down, said “well, they totally fucked up this season and everyone loves Motown Week and we didn’t get one so I’m gonna give them the closest thing to… Continue reading

American Idol Instant Recap: La’Porsha Renae, “Battles”

Really thought this was gonna be a smash hit. Had that nice, slow build up and I was waiting for some monster note to come along, La’Porsha to crush it and me to… Continue reading

American Idol Instant Recap: Dalton Rapattoni, “Strike A Match”

That’s a tough vocal to judge because it was tough to tell if Dalton didn’t sound well because he didn’t sing it well or Dalton didn’t sound well because the band drowned him… Continue reading

American Idol Instant Recap: Trent Harmon, “Falling”

I swear to god every time Trent opens a song I always wonder WTF is this singing on stage and it’s always Trent, killing it on stage. As always, Trent crushes the vocal… Continue reading

American Idol Instant Recap: Trent Harmon, “Waiting Game”

This is why I don’t like when the contestants aren’t choosing songs. Trent might not make the finale and it has nothing to do with the vocal beatdown he put on Dalton tonight.… Continue reading

American Idol Instant Recap: La’Porsha Renae, “Hello”

I love the idea of the judges/producers sitting around, befuddled why they can’t find a song La’Porsha doesn’t make sound good, when one of them comes up with a great idea. “Let’s make… Continue reading

American Idol Instant Recap: Dalton Rapattoni, “Everybody Wants To Rule the World”

For a dude who’s gotten this far turning songs into 80s-sounding synth hits, giving Dalton an 80s synth hit was quite the mindfuck. Don’t know if it messed with his head or what,… Continue reading

American Idol Instant Recap: Trent Harmon, “Drink You Away”

I have so many issues with what went on with Trent’s performance tonight. For one, Scott Borchetta saying “for the first time ever” made me want to quit being a HUGE FAN OF… Continue reading