Want to know who’s going to win Season 13 of American Idol? We’re going to tell you

In a couple of weeks, you’re gonna read a lot of predictions about who’s going to win American Idol. Once they knock the field down to 15 guys and 15 girls, and then… Continue reading

Captain’s Corner: Saving the Tess for Last

Auditions are done. And I’m bummed about it. I’ve been watching American Idol since this chick I was dating forced me to watch it at the start of Season 6 (we’ve been married… Continue reading

Cashing Out: I Love Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls

Omaha, Omaha! Ah Nebraska, the home of Ed Perkins who invented Kool-aid in 1927. How else could we celebrate hot summer days with packets of colored sugar. The last day of the audition… Continue reading

Golden Ticket – Going Out With a Bang

They saved the best for last. In more ways than one. The producers deserve a rousing round of applause, because this year’s audition round was exactly what the show needed – we had… Continue reading

Captain’s Corner: Tonight, we are young …

There was a message in last night’s American Idol. It was pretty obvious once they showed a gap-toothed Keith Urban, Totally 90s J-Lo and Little Harry Connick. Younger isn’t always better. The point… Continue reading

Cashing Out: Who’s gonna eat the worm?

What an awesome night. Probably my favorite of the year. Salt Lake with a surprise. First of all, I’ve been to Utah. Weird ass spot. The beer sucks, it’s like drinking Poland Spring… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: Episode 5

Youth is being served. We don’t do exact stats in these quick recaps – difficult to do after I’ve been drinking solid for a straight hour; the bottle of cab I took to… Continue reading

Cashing Out: Short and Sweet

1) Power hour Thanks for cockblocking us last night AI … One HOUR?!? Are you serious?!? How am I going to slam my usual sixer of Bud Light smoothies in an hour? I’ll… Continue reading

Golden Ticket – Episode 4: Redneck Women

Just as I was getting to the show, it was over. While I don’t love the one-hour audition episode, my liver appreciates it, but the producers managed to jam-pack a ton of talent… Continue reading