Cashing Out: I Love Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls

Omaha, Omaha! Ah Nebraska, the home of Ed Perkins who invented Kool-aid in 1927. How else could we celebrate hot summer days with packets of colored sugar. The last day of the audition… Continue reading

Golden Ticket – Going Out With a Bang

They saved the best for last. In more ways than one. The producers deserve a rousing round of applause, because this year’s audition round was exactly what the show needed – we had… Continue reading

Captain’s Corner: Tonight, we are young …

There was a message in last night’s American Idol. It was pretty obvious once they showed a gap-toothed Keith Urban, Totally 90s J-Lo and Little Harry Connick. Younger isn’t always better. The point… Continue reading

Cashing Out: Who’s gonna eat the worm?

What an awesome night. Probably my favorite of the year. Salt Lake with a surprise. First of all, I’ve been to Utah. Weird ass spot. The beer sucks, it’s like drinking Poland Spring… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: Episode 5

Youth is being served. We don’t do exact stats in these quick recaps – difficult to do after I’ve been drinking solid for a straight hour; the bottle of cab I took to… Continue reading

Cashing Out: Short and Sweet

1) Power hour Thanks for cockblocking us last night AI … One HOUR?!? Are you serious?!? How am I going to slam my usual sixer of Bud Light smoothies in an hour? I’ll… Continue reading

Golden Ticket – Episode 4: Redneck Women

Just as I was getting to the show, it was over. While I don’t love the one-hour audition episode, my liver appreciates it, but the producers managed to jam-pack a ton of talent… Continue reading

Captain’s Corner: Repeat Offenders, Contenders

Let the mind games begin. As the auditions go on, we start to learn a lot of things; the relationship between Harry Connick and Keith Urban is hilarious and bring credibility and fun… Continue reading

Cashing Out: Watt is Going On?

1) Missing the Rejects I wish they would sprinkle in a little bit more of the really shitty singers, 3 just isn’t enough. Plus if you didn’t have these, where would William Hung… Continue reading

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