Tag Archive: Alex Preston

Hollywood Nights: Lack of insane people – judges not included – made American Idol Group Night a little less fun

I feel robbed. Group Night is the highlight of Hollywood Week and while we all hate the bullshit drama that gets shown during auditions of years past, we LOVE the bullshit drama that… Continue reading

American Idol finale: Caleb wins Idol, doesn’t call anyone a retard again, nearly saves the brand

American Idol isn’t back, but it’s damn close. Let’s forget about last season. It’s not a knock on Candice Glover, an infinitely talented singer who won’t ever sell the records she was promised,… Continue reading

American Idol Top 3 Elimination: Alex goes home to his super hot girlfriend, plenty of adoring fans and the kind of groupies you write home about

No Alex Preston in the final? What? It makes sense. There’s no way you can tell me Alex isn’t a better talent than Caleb Johnson or Geena Gina Jena Irene. He proved it… Continue reading

American Idol Top 3: Remember when I said Jena was going to win Season 13? I meant Caleb. I think.

The show started strong and ended just as well, sandwiching a bunch of strong performances in between. (This, of course, means ignoring the “Selfie Song,” which sounds like a robot having an abortion… Continue reading

American Idol Top 4 Elimination: Everyone goes home! (Don’t tell Jessica she’s not getting a parade)

Nice to have a controversy-free show. We got the Ryan Seacrest fakeout – saying “The first person headed to their hometown with a big parade … IS … gonna find out after the… Continue reading

American Idol Top 4: Jena’s gonna win and Caleb has to be retarded to not apologize

There are two things I know after tonight’s show. 1) Jessica Meuse is going home. 2) Geena Gina Jena Irene isn’t screwing around. The big thing going into the night was whether or… Continue reading

Alex Preston is not happy about doing the producers’ dirty work (UPDATE)

So who were the No votes? Based on Twitter, Alex Preston is a likely candidate for one of them. A little over an hour after Thursday’s disgraceful “twist” – where the producers clearly… Continue reading

American Idol Top 5 Elimination: Unlike Santa, the SamSpiracy was real

Where do you begin? How can you rationally write about what just happened? Three minutes into tonight’s American Idol elimination show, we heard the dreaded words “a shocking twist” which means only one… Continue reading

American Idol Top 5: We all saw Jessica’s thigh tattoo, right? Just making sure

I wanted there to be more. I wanted bigger songs and bigger performances. I wanted to cry – something that’s not so hard to make me do when I have a couple cocktails.… Continue reading

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