Tag Archive: Alex Preston

American Idol Top 12: Safety Dance

Well that was underwhelming. There weren’t any winners tonight on Idol. We just had a bunch of contestants terrified to get eliminated and it made for some pretty terrible boring-ass TV. Looks like… Continue reading

American Idol Top 13 LIVE: Rock out with your Idol out

Well American Idol started slow, found some nice performances and was going just fine but NOW I WANT TO SHOTGUN BEERS, BLOW SOME LINES AND ROCK MY ASS OFF!!!!!!! Thanks Caleb Johnson. I… Continue reading

Your American Idol Season 13 Runner Up Is … Alex Preston

REASONS: You know who loves to overthink the obvious? THIS GUY. I had Alex slotted as the winner of Season 13 before I stopped and said “Fuck it.” He’s the most musically talented… Continue reading

Who is Going To Win Season 13 of American Idol? We’ll Tell You

I can’t see on contestant winning American Idol this season. I can see about seven, which scares the hell out of me. It’s not hard to make guesses on who is going to… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: American Idol Wild Card Picks – America, F*ck Yeah

Did America just not totally screw up American Idol? Maybe it was the quality – or equality – of the contestants, but there was nothing dirty about the way Thursday night’s results show… Continue reading

American Idol Top 13 Revealed! Because I’m a Genius.

So who is America voting for? If you’ve watched the show, you know there’s patterns. Certain genres fare better than others – which is why I suspect we’re low on pure country singers… Continue reading

Be warned American Idol – The South has risen

Compared to the Girls Top 10 night, last night was a walk in the park. There wasn’t a lot of drama or surprise surrounding the 10 contestants chosen to sing on American Idol… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: American Idol Guys Top 10 getting down and Dirty, South

The South has risen. It didn’t take a genius to realize that, with five Southern-based country/rock singers in the Top 15, they were going to be well represented in tonight’s American Idol Guys… Continue reading

Captain’s Corner: On Judgment Night American Idol lost its virginity because now it’s Emmanuel

Last night could have gone better. It’s hard to have a problem with who got in, unless you made pre-Hollywood picks and were totally and drunkenly upset that so-and-so went in over someone… Continue reading

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