Tag Archive: American Idol

American Idol opens its live shows with a bang, and by bang I mean 40 minutes of horror followed by a handful of decent performances

Making excuses for American Idol kinda comes with the territory, but there’s only so much of this I can take. Sunday’s live show might have been the worst in the history of the… Continue reading

Who made the American Idol Top 14? A bunch of people who can’t buy booze and only like one or two who can sing.

Oh we were so close. And then American Idol went and fucked everything up again. It gets hard to defend a singing show when actual vocal talent is the third or fourth criteria… Continue reading

So who was eliminated from the American Idol Top 24? And when is a singing competition not a singing competition? Duet night had all the answers

For all the drama American Idol wanted to believe there was going to be, the show was about as predictable as an episode of Paw Patrol (THE PUPPIES ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY). It… Continue reading

How did the first round of American Idol’s Top 24 go? Ryan Seacrest had the best performance of the night. That’s how it went.

Sunday night’s American Idol stunk but I’m not putting one ounce of blame on the contestants. Here’s who I’m blaming instead: The Producers This round is the most infuriating because it’s the most… Continue reading

Who will make the top 14 on american idol? Time will tell. (NO SPOILERS)

Monday’s cut to 24 wasn’t perfect, but there’s never been a cut show in the history of American Idol that doesn’t piss someone off. You get attached to a contestant for a variety… Continue reading

Which girls will make the top 24 on American Idol? (NO SPOILERS)

Picking the Top 12 girls is a lot harder than the guys for two reasons – after Effie Passero and Amelia Hammer Harris, there isn’t a slam dunk Top 10 girl. There’s just… Continue reading

Which guys make the Top 24 in American Idol? (NO SPOILERS)

Trying to guess the Top 25 when you’ve only seen a portion of the performances is not the easiest thing in the world. It’s even harder when American Idol releases a video of… Continue reading

Auditions finally over on American Idol, time to get to the backstabbing, fights and crazy stage moms. WE MADE IT.

Painless and easy. That’s what the American Idol auditions should have always been. Sunday’s audition finale was the best episode, heavy in talent, not over the top with background stories and it kept… Continue reading

American Idol auditions bring the heat while making you cry like my kid when she has to take her Legos apart

That’s what I needed from an Idol audition episode – some sweet, sweet sap with a ton of talented contestants. Screw with my emotions like a jilted lover, then tell me how it… Continue reading

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