Tag Archive: Ben Briley

American Idol finale: Caleb wins Idol, doesn’t call anyone a retard again, nearly saves the brand

American Idol isn’t back, but it’s damn close. Let’s forget about last season. It’s not a knock on Candice Glover, an infinitely talented singer who won’t ever sell the records she was promised,… Continue reading

American Idol Top 11 Elimination: It’s Ben fun

Three live performances, three evictions, one thing in common. If you’re bad, you’re gone. Past American Idol voters have been pretty consistent in how they vote; while it is “week to week” votes… Continue reading

American Idol Top 11: A Mediocre Night at the Movies

Don’t believe the judges. Regardless of how many times Harry Connick Jr. says it – with Jennifer Lopez and Keith Urban smiling and nodding like bobblehead dolls – this year’s contestants are not… Continue reading

American Idol Top 12: Safety Dance

Well that was underwhelming. There weren’t any winners tonight on Idol. We just had a bunch of contestants terrified to get eliminated and it made for some pretty terrible boring-ass TV. Looks like… Continue reading

American Idol Top 13 LIVE: Rock out with your Idol out

Well American Idol started slow, found some nice performances and was going just fine but NOW I WANT TO SHOTGUN BEERS, BLOW SOME LINES AND ROCK MY ASS OFF!!!!!!! Thanks Caleb Johnson. I… Continue reading

Who is going to win Season 13 of American Idol? It’s easy. Ben Briley.

REASONS: It is entirely possible producers had a feeling Neco Starr or Briley would end up in the Top 5 and both would make a run to the final. So put them up… Continue reading

Who is Going To Win Season 13 of American Idol? We’ll Tell You

I can’t see on contestant winning American Idol this season. I can see about seven, which scares the hell out of me. It’s not hard to make guesses on who is going to… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: American Idol Wild Card Picks – America, F*ck Yeah

Did America just not totally screw up American Idol? Maybe it was the quality – or equality – of the contestants, but there was nothing dirty about the way Thursday night’s results show… Continue reading

American Idol Top 13 Revealed! Because I’m a Genius.

So who is America voting for? If you’ve watched the show, you know there’s patterns. Certain genres fare better than others – which is why I suspect we’re low on pure country singers… Continue reading

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