Tag Archive: CJ Harris

American Idol finale: Caleb wins Idol, doesn’t call anyone a retard again, nearly saves the brand

American Idol isn’t back, but it’s damn close. Let’s forget about last season. It’s not a knock on Candice Glover, an infinitely talented singer who won’t ever sell the records she was promised,… Continue reading

American Idol Top 6 Elimination: Shock would have rocked

The drama started around 1 p.m. this afternoon when the official American Idol Twitter feed put this out on the interwebs: The Top 5 are revealed TONIGHT! Make sure to tune-in at 9/8c… Continue reading

American Idol Top 6: Figuring out what rocked and what rolled

Things got a little intense last night. Basically, I made a joke about R5 and next thing I knew a million teens were coming at me on Twitter. I interact, so it limited… Continue reading

American Idol Top 6: The #SamSpiracy Comes To Life

The fix is in. After tonight’s performances, there’s no doubt about it – Season 13 of American Idol isn’t about talent, song choice or performances. It’s all about how marketable you can be… Continue reading

American Idol Top 7: I’m tryin to tell y’all it’s not sabotage

These Idols are too nice. Not for nothing, but if I’m six bad performances away from winning American Idol, I’m doing everything possible to make sure one of those performances is somebody I’m… Continue reading

American Idol Top 8, Part II: Breaking Down the bottom 3, again

It’s over. Take a breath. Relax. Things will be OK. It’s the day after and if you’re a normal human being and not related or friends of her, you should be over the… Continue reading

American Idol Top 8 Elimination: Judges don’t save Malaya because they screwed up last week

First off, let’s get this out of the way – tonight’s American Idol elimination wasn’t the wrong one. America has been wildly consistent (shocker) this season about sending home the week’s worst performer… Continue reading

American Idol Top 8, Part II: The 80s couldn’t have been this boring because everyone was on blow

It’s nights like tonight that I wish I did cocaine instead of talking about how awesome it is. With a theme like “The 80s” it should have been a rousing success. We should… Continue reading

American Idol Top 8: Breaking Down The Bottom 3

Last night was certainly interesting. Even though I’m pretty much the No. 1-rated American Idol expert at picking who’s going to be Bottom 3, last night I felt like everybody else because nobody… Continue reading

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