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After his performance on the American Idol Top 10, Michael J Woodard should be the next Disney hero because he saved the night

Tonight’s American Idol drew the same reaction from me as telling a kid you’re going to Disneyland. No, not Disneyworld that all the cool people go go. Broke ass Disneyland, where your dreams… Continue reading

American Idol opens its live shows with a bang, and by bang I mean 40 minutes of horror followed by a handful of decent performances

Making excuses for American Idol kinda comes with the territory, but there’s only so much of this I can take. Sunday’s live show might have been the worst in the history of the… Continue reading

So who was eliminated from the American Idol Top 24? And when is a singing competition not a singing competition? Duet night had all the answers

For all the drama American Idol wanted to believe there was going to be, the show was about as predictable as an episode of Paw Patrol (THE PUPPIES ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY). It… Continue reading

How did the first round of American Idol’s Top 24 go? Ryan Seacrest had the best performance of the night. That’s how it went.

Sunday night’s American Idol stunk but I’m not putting one ounce of blame on the contestants. Here’s who I’m blaming instead: The Producers This round is the most infuriating because it’s the most… Continue reading

Who will make the top 14 on american idol? Time will tell. (NO SPOILERS)

Monday’s cut to 24 wasn’t perfect, but there’s never been a cut show in the history of American Idol that doesn’t piss someone off. You get attached to a contestant for a variety… Continue reading

The American Idol Top 24 was great until they broke FCC rules about showing a teenager getting violated on national television

And just like that, American Idol returned to its roots. The shitty, dead roots that ruined the franchise and got it kicked off Fox. After five pretty strong audition episodes and a good… Continue reading

Which guys make the Top 24 in American Idol? (NO SPOILERS)

Trying to guess the Top 25 when you’ve only seen a portion of the performances is not the easiest thing in the world. It’s even harder when American Idol releases a video of… Continue reading

Hollywood Week Moves on as Idol dramatically cuts down to the Top 50 and by dramatically I mean pretty obviously

American Idol let me down Sunday night. Real fucking bad. I was waiting for some drama. I love when Hollywood Week comes to a close and you start seeing who’s in Room 1,… Continue reading

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