Tag Archive: Jena Asciutto

American Idol Top 13 LIVE: Rock out with your Idol out

Well American Idol started slow, found some nice performances and was going just fine but NOW I WANT TO SHOTGUN BEERS, BLOW SOME LINES AND ROCK MY ASS OFF!!!!!!! Thanks Caleb Johnson. I… Continue reading

No. 11: Jena Irene Asciutto

REASONS: Poor Geena Gina Jena. She was a wild card choice, so that’s a huge problem. She’s also not a pretty pop princess. That’s another problem. She’s the kind of performer that needs… Continue reading

Who is Going To Win Season 13 of American Idol? We’ll Tell You

I can’t see on contestant winning American Idol this season. I can see about seven, which scares the hell out of me. It’s not hard to make guesses on who is going to… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: American Idol Wild Card Picks – America, F*ck Yeah

Did America just not totally screw up American Idol? Maybe it was the quality – or equality – of the contestants, but there was nothing dirty about the way Thursday night’s results show… Continue reading

American Idol Top 13 Revealed! Because I’m a Genius.

So who is America voting for? If you’ve watched the show, you know there’s patterns. Certain genres fare better than others – which is why I suspect we’re low on pure country singers… Continue reading

American Idol Top 15 Girls: Circle everyone’s fat, because it’s Rush Week!

There’s no point in getting hysterical over last night’s results. Those hysterics are better for instant reaction and a day later, are as useful as Randy’s Boot Camp (boom, roasted). Failure is probably… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: American Idol’s Top 10 Girls … or something like that

Why do the judges continue to let the blood cover their hands? Tonight’s performance/elimination was another producer driven show. They’re pushing storylines and trying to figure out ways to get viewers, ignoring the… Continue reading

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