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Who is Going To Win Season 13 of American Idol? We’ll Tell You

I can’t see on contestant winning American Idol this season. I can see about seven, which scares the hell out of me. It’s not hard to make guesses on who is going to… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: American Idol Wild Card Picks – America, F*ck Yeah

Did America just not totally screw up American Idol? Maybe it was the quality – or equality – of the contestants, but there was nothing dirty about the way Thursday night’s results show… Continue reading

American Idol Top 13 Revealed! Because I’m a Genius.

So who is America voting for? If you’ve watched the show, you know there’s patterns. Certain genres fare better than others – which is why I suspect we’re low on pure country singers… Continue reading

American Idol Top 15 Girls: Circle everyone’s fat, because it’s Rush Week!

There’s no point in getting hysterical over last night’s results. Those hysterics are better for instant reaction and a day later, are as useful as Randy’s Boot Camp (boom, roasted). Failure is probably… Continue reading

Captain’s Corner: On Judgment Night American Idol lost its virginity because now it’s Emmanuel

Last night could have gone better. It’s hard to have a problem with who got in, unless you made pre-Hollywood picks and were totally and drunkenly upset that so-and-so went in over someone… Continue reading

Golden Ticket: Idol judges have lost their damn minds

Want my honest reaction after tonight’s American Idol? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. To quote Tag Team, whoomp, there it is. We’re at the point where every pick is, or at least… Continue reading

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