Tag Archive: Lionel Richie

After his performance on the American Idol Top 10, Michael J Woodard should be the next Disney hero because he saved the night

Tonight’s American Idol drew the same reaction from me as telling a kid you’re going to Disneyland. No, not Disneyworld that all the cool people go go. Broke ass Disneyland, where your dreams… Continue reading

American Idol opens its live shows with a bang, and by bang I mean 40 minutes of horror followed by a handful of decent performances

Making excuses for American Idol kinda comes with the territory, but there’s only so much of this I can take. Sunday’s live show might have been the worst in the history of the… Continue reading

Who made the American Idol Top 14? A bunch of people who can’t buy booze and only like one or two who can sing.

Oh we were so close. And then American Idol went and fucked everything up again. It gets hard to defend a singing show when actual vocal talent is the third or fourth criteria… Continue reading

How did the first round of American Idol’s Top 24 go? Ryan Seacrest had the best performance of the night. That’s how it went.

Sunday night’s American Idol stunk but I’m not putting one ounce of blame on the contestants. Here’s who I’m blaming instead: The Producers This round is the most infuriating because it’s the most… Continue reading

Hollywood Week Moves on as Idol dramatically cuts down to the Top 50 and by dramatically I mean pretty obviously

American Idol let me down Sunday night. Real fucking bad. I was waiting for some drama. I love when Hollywood Week comes to a close and you start seeing who’s in Room 1,… Continue reading

Auditions finally over on American Idol, time to get to the backstabbing, fights and crazy stage moms. WE MADE IT.

Painless and easy. That’s what the American Idol auditions should have always been. Sunday’s audition finale was the best episode, heavy in talent, not over the top with background stories and it kept… Continue reading

American Idol auditions bring the heat while making you cry like my kid when she has to take her Legos apart

That’s what I needed from an Idol audition episode – some sweet, sweet sap with a ton of talented contestants. Screw with my emotions like a jilted lover, then tell me how it… Continue reading

American Idol needs less stories, more singers and Lionel Richie hitting on moms and spitting fire

Maybe it was that last week debut episodes were so good or maybe it was I was totally distracted by the NCAA Tournament running simultaneously, but Sunday’s episode reminded me a lot of… Continue reading

Breaking it down: Bad news American Idol fans, we already have a winner

The worst part of not drinking during American Idol auditions is re-watching the following morning because I’m not surprised by anything. It was always fun to wake up violently hung over and watch… Continue reading

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