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After his performance on the American Idol Top 10, Michael J Woodard should be the next Disney hero because he saved the night

Tonight’s American Idol drew the same reaction from me as telling a kid you’re going to Disneyland. No, not Disneyworld that all the cool people go go. Broke ass Disneyland, where your dreams… Continue reading

American Idol opens its live shows with a bang, and by bang I mean 40 minutes of horror followed by a handful of decent performances

Making excuses for American Idol kinda comes with the territory, but there’s only so much of this I can take. Sunday’s live show might have been the worst in the history of the… Continue reading

Who made the American Idol Top 14? A bunch of people who can’t buy booze and only like one or two who can sing.

Oh we were so close. And then American Idol went and fucked everything up again. It gets hard to defend a singing show when actual vocal talent is the third or fourth criteria… Continue reading

Who will make the top 14 on american idol? Time will tell. (NO SPOILERS)

Monday’s cut to 24 wasn’t perfect, but there’s never been a cut show in the history of American Idol that doesn’t piss someone off. You get attached to a contestant for a variety… Continue reading

The American Idol Top 24 was great until they broke FCC rules about showing a teenager getting violated on national television

And just like that, American Idol returned to its roots. The shitty, dead roots that ruined the franchise and got it kicked off Fox. After five pretty strong audition episodes and a good… Continue reading

Which girls will make the top 24 on American Idol? (NO SPOILERS)

Picking the Top 12 girls is a lot harder than the guys for two reasons – after Effie Passero and Amelia Hammer Harris, there isn’t a slam dunk Top 10 girl. There’s just… Continue reading

Hollywood Week Moves on as Idol dramatically cuts down to the Top 50 and by dramatically I mean pretty obviously

American Idol let me down Sunday night. Real fucking bad. I was waiting for some drama. I love when Hollywood Week comes to a close and you start seeing who’s in Room 1,… Continue reading

American Idol returns, definitely not worse than it was when it left – I think

Stop eating pizza for, oh, I don’t know – let’s say 18 months After a year and a half without delicious cheesy, saucy goodness, what will the next piece taste like? Probably like… Continue reading

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